This post is somewhat in continuity to my previous ones about small instances we observe around..and many a times, we don't. But little deviating from that.. Its about our own behavioural patterns, funny, bizzare which I think would have happened to many.
1) It happens quite a lot whenever you are in a terrible hurry, then only things go wrong on the way..and by this, I mean wrongs of all sort..e.g. if you are running late for your exam..and you have to brush and take bath...then and only then will the toothpaste spill on the sink, you will spill water on your dress, you slip in the bathroom, and then God Damnit..someone took your pen at the last minute..(well to others it must be amusing that pen mein kya rakha hai..but trust me, college mein students ke paas pen milna is a rare sight..especially before exams you buy 3-4 of them and then keep it safer than your Fixed Deposits..or your 26 carat gold biscuit :D)..then you get down and miss the bus which just left 4.3234567 seconds back...!!!!!
2) when your mom told to behave at your best because dad's utterly formal colleague or may be his boss is coming for dinner and right when you are serving dry fruits or whatever casual dish (your mom thinks you can do only tht much), you step on boss' wife's feet...and she says..."koi baat nahi betcha..it happenz" and you try not to look at your mom then..who would have wished to disown you that time and your dad is swallowing the embarrassment.
3) Just when you are about to reach the signal green...it turns red....I HATE THIS!!!
4) You end up spitting on someone while talking endlessly and other person is rude enough to make you realize that (i know ye to sabke saath hua hoga..ha u cnt refuse!)
5) Just when you got the worst marks, even your kaamwali asks about your exams!
6) To the guys....When you have a road accident, people look at you from a distance and make an expression as if mocking your destiny..
To the girls..When you have one, people push guys like us to go n help gals like you.."dikhta nahi bechari gir gayi..kaisa besharam hai tamasha dekh raha hai"
7) Whole day you won't get a call from anyone and you wonder how come no one missed you and then all of a sudden three call at a time and next day two out of them complain tht my number was busy..
8) Your exam gets over and then you decide you won't do D of discuss...within half an hour you come to know your exact marks of the paper..thanks to some people who really can't shut up their mouths and curtail their inquisitiveness
Well my exams are going on...my see my vellapanthi main exam time mein bhi aa gaya...kaisa chipku hun main bhi...my other self looks at me from the mirror and laughs at me...and here I am..blogging..(ye kya tha...ignore agar hassi nahi aayi..aur agar aayi to rabb bhala kare)
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haha... thats true... I myself wonder... jab jaldi ho aur kaam zaruri ho... aisa kyun hota hain... I think iskey peechey jo theory hain, we will have to write a paper on it ;)
ReplyDeleteI loved all of it but his one rocks!! - Just when you got the worst marks, even your kaamwali asks about your exams!
LOL.
Unn logon pe toh mujhey itna gussa aata hain naa. jo mujhey result se pehley realise karbaa detey hain ki main ludak gayi...Hehehe...
MASSSSSSSST post!!
this one brought more smiles to me!
ReplyDeletewhenever I get late, everyone else on the road idiotically forgets all the traffic sense!
hehe, i try my best to serve things perfectly but always, I spill every liquid while pouring it.. :P
Yaa. Green to red thing.. it happens mostly!
kaamwali! heheheh!
Spitting is natural... you cannot control yaar! only way to avoid is to talk from a gud enuf distance.. jyaada close nahi hona chahiye! :P
hilarious.. but absolutely true... this is exactly what happens with everyone i guess..
ReplyDelete@harshita..i guess that's a common story for everyone..yes we shall write a thesis on tht soon :)
ReplyDelete@ abhinav
yes traffic mess i forgot to mention..thanx for bringing tht up.
hilarious... dude this is so much true.. i recall one of my incidents when i went to a wedding with my father and my father told me to stay with him because i was a kid and somehow i went to drink something in the wedding and i was lost.. for almost more than an hour.. i couldnt find him and when he found me.. one hell of a moment that was.. :D
ReplyDeletehee hee... and man,.. i simply agree with that traffic thing.. sumhow the traffic lights have some kind of agreement with the police that the light turns red immediately when u are bout to cross it.. lol..
heheh.................lolzzz
ReplyDeletesahi hai the previous post was really incomplete without these things??
trafic waala mere saath har baar hota hai , imean almost daily and it sucks in big time!!!
anyways i wonder ur kaamwaali asks u about the exams :P
may be u r on #1 of her CRUSHLIST !!!
cheers
saale padhai kar le pahle, we all can wait for ur posts
all the best
phod dena :)
I'm gonna comment abt each one of them...since i dont wanna study for money and banking..which isn't tomorrow anyways =)
ReplyDelete1)- so bloody true. soap wont be ther in the bathroom after u have stripped :X and my pens get stolen most of the time :X and the bus wala always always always runs away,dammit...
2)hahaha..my parents are wise enough to ask me to stay shut inside and then pretend im not alive :))
3)when i used to drive, i used to hate it, specially when i was in the middle of the road when it turned red :| :((
4)whoever does this...i say..abbe rainmaker..watch it :P :))
5)or when u hv messed ur paper, and the toppers around u discuss the paper and the kaamwali expectantly looks with glee at ur face and asks u how was it. this was the best of the list :))
6)and during all my accidents, no guy or girl came to help me :( :'(
7)whenever im messaging, and someone calls, i cut the phone by mistake, and that someone will lift my miss call which i maarofy them. can u beat that? :X
8) always happens...and my abuses never work...
cool post...i like this series u started a lot...keep blogging che \:D/ B-)
hahaaahaha i could relate to almost all of them.. :P so much so that the guy who didnt help me when i met with an accident was the guy who i met in the college and he apologized for not helping me and told me how people were staring at him when he had met with an accident.. :D
ReplyDeleteand hey all the best for your exams.. :D
ReplyDeletewow men.. this one is nice!!
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