Crazy....ain't I???

I guess it was Madzi's post a few days back,that prompted me to write this one..
Everyone has some or the other weird things or habits which they would certainly prefer to be a secret.It is only in games of Truth and Dare,that it may surface out, or else you have to live with a person to understand such nuances.But look how foolish I am-I write few of mine here for your fun (neither do you have to play that cliched game with me nor you have to share your bedroom or bathroom with me to know) (anyways none of you would be curious enough to know those habits-nonetheless now by the time i type 10th line, I am already in the momentum to divulge them)..

1)I love to sit cross legged on a sofa (its so damn comfortable yaar) but I always end up changing my posture because I have this weird feeling that my shoe sole is visible. If it is cleaner than my hostel study table (btw my table is ACTUALLY clean, i put my hanuman and ganesh on it :D), then also I would refrain because I do not like my shoes pointing/facing at something edible,something beautiful,something nice or someone elder.So if a shiny attractive show piece is placed on the side table,you would seldom find me sitting cross legged beside it. :D

2)I have Triskaidekaphobia (FYI fear of number 13).I never play music in my car at volume 13,it can be 12 or 14, but 13-NEVER!!If i am in someone else's car,I get uneasy if i see the music being played at 13,I never hesitate in asking to decrease/increase the volume.Fortunately I have helped myself to stay sane on 13th day of every month.

3)I have strange affinity with few words..two of them being Yadyapi and Kadapi.(By now your mind must be swirling with confusion and your head resting on your fist that WT-EFFFFFF is he writing!!) I find these two words very musically made.I have tried to explain the musical effect I sense in these two words,to my friends-folk,no wonder I will be soon ostracized.

4)Whenever I am alone in a room or driving a car alone,I happen to glance at the mirror and clinch my teeth too often to compare that my upper jaw has bigger teeth and lower jaw has smaller ones.Then I end up admiring my jaw line.

5)I never do activity 4 in a bathroom,as I get this feeling that opening my mouth will cause inhaling of the germs that might had once sat on the drainage basin or pot-seat.But when I am brushing my teeth,I feel safe. (Ab to sabko chakkar aa gaye honge pakka)

6)I once saw a dark speckled lizard crawling on my shorts hung from the door knob.I never wore those shorts in my life after that.(I have shooed lizards away,so this doesn't imply that I am scared of those silly reptiles-i just happen to despise them)

7)If I am told that the domestic maid cleaned utensils after ghar ka jhadu-pocha,I wash my 'already washed' plate,glass whatsoever,before using them.Many a times,my mom stays relaxed because of my ignorance about it.

8)I am very suspicious in buying clothes.I end up infuriating the sales guy/woman for a simple t-shirt by wasting 2 hours of time and not buying anything.However,if i get that as a gift,I wear it happily.

9)The day I don't wake up with my alarm,I get pissed off at every second person and end up spoiling my rest of routine deliberately!

I guess.....my insanity does have some bounds,since I cannot think the tenth point.But still,Crazy..ain't I???? ;-)