A mast wala encounter

There is this thing....in Delhi buses (dont know must be in other cities also) when guys get inside...and start advertising for some godforsaken skin oil, cheap stationery..and other variety of stuffs. One such guy was selling stomach ache pills..actually some "Ayurvedic small chooran type chewable tablets"..So he climbed the bus and began shouting atop his voice saying...how often ppl in delhi get stomach related disorders because they eat outside n all tht

n then he began mentioning countless diseases tht could EVER happen to any damn organism having stomach...

The names were so funny in hindi. I will tell some of those-bawaseer....bad-hazmi...khatte dakaar...gutar gutar....paet mein paani bharna, badbudaar hawaayen :P (this one was yukkkkkkyyyy), dast..and i forgot some names..thank god!!

:)

and list was endless coz he began repeating it at the rear side of the bus.

Yah i was travelling in Bus No.352 from connaught place to Supreme Court and was with my friend who was sitting two seats in front of me the minute she turned back....our laugh got out of control people around started staring at us and we got even crazier...we both were finding the salesman really funny but we both were in a way pretending as if we wont laugh..(huh hum 2 saal ke bachche hai kya jo hasenge....BUT NO...insanity crossed all levels...) We had to put hands on our mouth to stop curtail our odd behaviour in front of all quite and depressed travellers.

We laughed so much that it started hating our stomach only.
:P

damn him his purpose solved

And on the top of it the salesman dint stop...amazing conviction he had....he had crammed all this may be, so even while speaking...he was staring at us and may be sensed that we r laughing at him.So he came to me and pointed the bottle at me.....wid personal attention..tht i shud buy it....I SHUD I SHUD and then tears rolled down my eyes..and in giggling sound...i had to say...NAHI BHAIYA NAHI CHAHIYE JAO PEECHHE. That idiot friend I tell you, all because of her this happened.Now people around also began taking fun out of this.Salesman thought its high time and he has to make an impact in this route no.352, his sole professional services...So he began saying..."Dekhiye dekhiye,dekhne ka koi mol nahi...." HAYE RAAM..that was it...give me a floor and I would roll down while laughing...thank God the bus was all stuffed up. :P

Had my stupid friend not turned back, to see me and check my expression,we wudn't have laughed only because both of us were thinking the same thing....it instigated the laugh.

sometimes they also sell medicine for healthy teeth..and always target old ppl who r most likely to use artificial ones....they get so embarrased when the guy comes to them and says...."ye nakli daant pe bhi asar karti hai, jab ye bahar hote hain" (this effects ur artificial teeth also even when they r not inside your mouth)

saying tht u apply this oil on them and put them in sunlight...Poor souls..ask them whether they have artificial ones, in the first place or not....

huh..anyways it was fun...i so wanted to meet that guy and applaud him for amazing sense of command over those few lines that he might have been speaking since many years. Nonetheless, this became one of the few incidents I would cherish, interning in Delhi.